sketchavolie:

So at my freshman orientation for college, we had a presentation on sexual assault. The lady who spoke was fantastic, and this was her opening PowerPoint slide. I wish I had gotten the rest of it.

shavingryansprivates:

restart your computer to install important upd-

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fuckyeahskyeandward:

"Important spoilers"

fuckingn00b:

phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

sassafras-manson:

ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

noemail:

every time you think your life is crap just imagine a tree that took 20 years to grow to end up being a Justin Bieber notebook 

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

dadskills:

ughsherlocked:

crystalreerd:

I SWEAR
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THIS IS PROMO OF DOCTOR WHO

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IN THE EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO
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OSDJFHJDFSKDFK

And now Klaus is apparently running off to go and save Sunny. In the books of course it is Violet, but I know that Hollywood prefers its female actresses to do very little.

hippies-like-us:

I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard Woolworths tries to make it a thing.

waitrose:

hand writing at the start of an exam

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hand writing at the end of an exam

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thebaconsandwichofregret:

The most British British ever to have Britished.

vortisaurus:

"the floor is lava" is boring try playing "the floor is 2-dimensional creatures of terror" instead

LB